Writer. Comedian.
Professional
attention seeker.
Live From Studio B
Hometown gym
A beermas Carol
Jukebox Musical
Co-written
Co-written
Crumbl Cookie Cannibal
Co-written
Don't let that man finish
The Baconator Burger
Hot Ones with Curtis Sliwa
A collection of sketches written or co-written by Liz Crandall for a biweekly sketch comedy show from 2024-2026. Ideas go from pitches in a writer's room on Tuesday nights to fully executed pre-tapes or live bits the following week.
© 2026 Orange Television Network. All rights reserved.
Chicken Little therapist
Co-written
It is set to be a New York Times Best Seller, following the success of Stephen Hawking's Memoir, “I For Sure Typed This Myself.”
Another bit of evidence to prove that the female orgasm is a myth created by feminists.
I did not realize Sting was a real person and not just a character made for the Bee Movie.
In some locations, they can also send an anthrax pizza, but only to those who denied the initial resume.
However, goodbye coitus does not have a time constraint.
© 2026 Orange Television Network. All rights reserved.
Managed a room of 20+ rowdy sketch comedy writers. Picked the best of their ideas, worked with our field production team and live crew to make them come alive. Ran meetings twice weekly to pitch ideas, read through scripts and write monologue jokes. Collaborated with producers to cast, block and orangize show lineups. Didn't pull my hair out.
Produced bi-weekly stand-up comedy shows made up of student comics and professional comedians (Grace Reiter, Tommy Armstrong, Trevor Wallace). First year, the venue operated out of a basement, averaging an audience of 60 people. The second year, we operated out of a local bar and averaged 120 individuals (except the one time we had to put the show in my garage, but even then 100 people showed up! Guerilla stand-up comedy) Oh - and check us out on Instagram, its pretty cool. No seriously, I linked it here. Check it out. I mean it. Look, its ever underlined. You have no excuse.
My resume's crown jewel. Yes, it was awesome. Yes, I did a bunch of lunch and coffee runs. Yes, I can carry 6 coffees with one hand. Yes, during the 50th Special. Yes, the one that won an Emmy. No, that does not mean I have an Emmy. Sure, if you want to call me an "Emmy-award-winning intern," I won't complain. They also entrusted me with being one of two masterbook interns. Basically, I was given half the script during dress rehearsals and the live taping, and as writers made changes, I would collate the new pages into the scripts and redistribute them to any staff that needed them. Oh, also, yes, Sarah Sherman's outfits are even cooler in person.
Live From Studio B - Orange Television Network
The Playground 'Cuse - Syracuse NY
Saturday Night Live - NBCUniversal
Adress
Chicago, IL
crandalle03@gmail.com
Phone
(978) 732 - 9600